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29-Apr Administrator

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.! !. Walo
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Kuch Nahi 
Apna Km Karo  Meri ty adat hay
Masti karan di!:-)

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29-Apr Administrator

Sardar:
Ro raha tha.
Dost:
Kiun Rote Ho?
Sardar:
Meri Murghi Mar Gy He
Dost:
Mera Baap Mar Gya Magar Main To Nahin Roya
Sardar:
Tera Peyo Kera 
Anday dainda C..

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26-Apr Administrator

What's the most Horrible alphabet ?
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Answer is "W"
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Bcoz all Worries start with "W"
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Who?
Why.?
What?
When?
Which?
Where?
Wrong?
Wedding?
War?
Weapon?
Wine?
Woman?
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And surely
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Wife
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And now we introduce for
the very 1st time
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"WAPDA"

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26-Apr Administrator

An airline introduced a special package for business men.
Buy ur ticket and get ur wife's ticket free.

After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip?
All of them gave a same reply:

"Which Trip?" :)

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25-Apr Administrator

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

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25-Apr Administrator

Sardar SCIENTISTS's theory about moon.
Moon is better than Sun bcoz Moon gives light in night when light is needed but Sun gives light in day when light is not needed"
Newton ka bhe band baja dia Sardar ne to... :D

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25-Apr Administrator

Sardar fish le k aya
Bili usay kha gai

Sardar ko ghussa aya, us ne doodh wala patila utha kr us k agay rakh diya

or bola
" enu v p, tenu phulveri niklay"

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25-Apr Administrator

Agar aap ki wife ap ka kehna nahi maanti to
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Itna dehaan se mat parhein.
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Kisi ki bhi nahi maanti:D
is parcham k saaye taly sab 1 hain:D
sab 1 hain;)

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24-Apr Administrator

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge

Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi: 
Kiun?

Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bahir.

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??


Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha.

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24-Apr Administrator

'CHAAND' Ne kaha:

"Dosti Na kar
Doston ki Bheer Me
kahin Tu kho Jayega"

Maine kaha:
"Ae CHAND Zamin Pe
Aa kar Mere
Doston Se Mil
Tu Bhi Upar Jana
Bhool Jayega,,
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Kitni Lambi Lambi Chorni parti hai
Tum logo k liye  yr ;

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